Go to the liquor store on your way home. Drink for the candidate your are AGAINST.

Let’s see who ends up drunk!! Post your results here! Good luck and don’t drive angry.

RULES:

* BIDEN calls her a “hockey pig.

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* PALIN pulls off her pantsuit to reveal a confederate-flag one-piece bathing suit, and she looks fat, and the audience boos.

Sorry I couldnt help it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c

Am I the only one that thinks this Palin bitch is the biggest fool that ever walked the face of the planet. I mean not only is she 100% dead-set against abortion of any form… especially those forms of rape or incest but shes a FUCKING moron that doesn’t even know the damn policies of McCain and also thinks that she has foreign policy experience because she lives next to Russia. I’m betting that she hasn’t even been to the island that she LOVES to point out because she’s a FUCKING MORON.

Damn, I hate her. And I know that I am bitching a lot about her but I can not wait for the US public to finally see what an idiot this bitch is! I’ll shut up now and go back to my school work and posting pics of my friends naked because I know that’s really why you guys like to read this blog anyways!

Fuck- that bitch makes me want to drink!

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As my tongue slides in and out of your tight pussy you wiggle to escape, I have been eating your pussy for so long and you are so sensitive that you jump every time my tongue lightly brushes your clit. You begin crying and begging me to stop. You say ‘Please Master, I can’t take anymore. I will do anything else, please no more.’ I smile and slap your ass hard. ‘You belong to me bitch. I will use you as I please’ My laugh sends shivers through your body. I let you down and you collapse to the floor. I reach down and pick you up like a child. I carry you over to a bed in the corner and throw you on it. I then hook a collar to your neck and lock it. The collar is attached to the wall with a strong chain. You become very frightened and thoughts race through your mind. How long will he keep me here? Do I really belong to him? Am I nothing but a pleasure slave to serve my Master? Oh god! I have accepted that he owns me! Why does it bring me pleasure? No! I must escape. The thoughts quickly leave your mind as you feel my hands grab your ankle and attach an ankle cuff to it. Next the other receives an ankle cuff. I then attach your right wrist cuff to your right ankle cuff. Then the left wrist to the left ankle. This pulls your legs up and spreads you wide. You have never felt so exposed or vulnerable. You see me standing over you admiring your sweet swollen pussy. I take a riding crop and slap your swollen pussy with It. You scream from the pain. ‘Who do you belong too’ I ask and you scream ‘you master!’ ‘good girl’ I then turn you around so your head is hanging off the bed. ‘good Kitten, now you get a reward’ I slide my cock in your mouth and start face fucking you. ‘You like that kitten? You like being my bitch?’ I ask as I deep fuck your throat. You mumble as I get my cock all the way down your throat. You gag but I just fuck away. You feel so used but yet so alive. I grab a hold of the chain attached to your nipple clamps and pull on it you moan. I slap your pussy with the riding crop and you muffle a scream. My cock swells. You can tell how much your master abusing you turns him on. Finally he begins to cum and you swallow as fast as you can. I pull out and you begin to cry. I go get a bottle of water and drink it in front of you. ‘Please Master! I am so thirsty, give me water’ you beg. I stand over your face and pour the water down my cock and into your mouth. You are so thirsty and lick at my cock head to get as much as you can. The water is cool and so refreshing. You think ‘Oh my god, I am enjoying water off his cock’.

IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT AND YOU ARE AT A BEACH PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. AFTER TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND SHARON, YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A WALK DOWN THE BEACH BY YOURSELF. YOU COME UP WITH THIS GREAT IDEA. YOU DECIDED TO GO SKINNY DIPPING. YOU UNFASTEN YOUR BIKINI TOP AND THEN YOU REMOVE YOUR BIKINI BOTTOM AND YOU RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN. WHILE YOU’RE IN THE WATER, I WALK BY AND SEE YOU. YOU LOOK SO HOT AND SEXY TO ME. I TAKE MY BEACH BLANKET AND LIE IT DOWN ON THE SAND. I SIT ON THE BLANKET TO WATCH YOU SWIM IN THE WATER. I PICK UP YOUR BIKINI BOTTOM AND TOP AND HOLD THEM IN MY HAND. YOU SEE ME HOLDING YOUR CLOTHING AND YOU QUICKLY GET OUT OF THE WATER AND RUN OVER TO WHERE I AM AND YOU SAY, “HEY THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME!” I STAND UP AND SAY, ” LOOK AT YOU. YOUR NIPPLES ARE SO HARD”. I REACH OUT BOTH OF MY HANDS AND BEGAN TO MASSAGE BOTH OF YOUR TITS. I RUB, STROKE AND CARESS EACH NIPPLE WITH MY FINGER TIPS. YOU LOVE THE WAY IT FEELS AND YOU BEGAN TO MOAN. “YOU LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY LITTLE BITCH” I SAY BEFORE I LEAN OVER AND BEGAN TO LICK, SUCK, BITE AND KISS YOUR NICE, HARD, NIPPLES. I ROLL MY TONGUE OVER YOUR TITS AND I SLIDE MY RIGHT HAND DOWN TO YOUR PUSSY TO PLAY WITH IT. I TWIRL YOUR HOT, STICKY PUSSY AROUND AND AROUND UNTIL MY FINGER TIPS ARE COVERD WITH YOUR CUM. I TAKE MY HAND OFF YOUR PUSSY AND I LICK MY FINGERS TO TASTE YOUR CUM. “YOU TASTE SO FUCKING GOOD”. I SAY TO YOU AS I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES. YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT LEG AND YOU

REST IT ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I’M ON MY KNEES.

I BEGAN TO TASTE YOUR CUNT WITH MY TONGUE. I USE MY TONGUE TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF YOUR CLIT. THE SALTY TASTE OF YOUR PUSSY AND THE SEXY, MUSKY SCENT OF IT AROUSES ME. MY DICK GROWS SO HARD THAT IT BULGES FROM MY PANT. AFTER YOU CUM IN MY MOUTH, I STAND UP AND YOU HELP ME REMOVE MY PANTS, SHIRT AND UNDERWEAR. I THEN LIE DOWN ON MY BACK ON MY BEACH BLANKET AND YOU LIE DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH IN FRONT OF MY DICK AND BEGAN TO SUCK IT. YOU WRAP YOUR RIGHT HAND AND YOUR LIPS AROUND MY PRICK AND YOU SUCK ME SO FAST AND HARD THAT I HAVE TO FIGHT TO NOT CUM TO EARLY. YOU SLIDE YOUR TONGUE UP AND DOWN MY MUSKY SHAFT AND THEN YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE OVER MY PENIS HEAD. I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND FACE AND YOU QUICKLY SWALLOW MY CUM. THEN YOU SUCK ME AND LICK ME UNTIL I’M ROCK HARD AGAIN. AFTER MY COCK IS STONE HARD AGAIN, YOU SIT ON
MY COCK AND FUCK ME WITH YOUR PUSSY. I FONDLE YOUR BREAST AS
YOU BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ON MY COCK. YOUR PUSSY JUICES COVER MY
COCK AS YOU CUM AGAIN AND AGAIN. YOU SCREAM OUT WITH PLEASURE AS MY PENIS SLIDES IN AND OUT OF YOU AT A FAST RATE. YOU USE YOUR RIGHT HAND TO PLAY WITH YOUR CUNT WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING ME. “I’M GONNA FUCK THAT NICE TIGHT ASS OF YOURS”, I SAY TO YOU AS YOU GET OFF MY COCK AND MOVE INTO DOGGIE STYLE POSITION. I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES WHILE YOU’RE IN DOGGIE STYLE POSITION AND I SHOVE MY BIG, DARK PRICK INTO YOUR ASS HOLE. YOU SQUEAL IN DELIGHT AS I SLAM MY DICK IN AND OUT OF YOUR ASS. YOUR ASS IS RED AND SWOLLEN FROM HAVING A DICK SO BIG INSIDE OF IT. I MOVE IN AND OUT OF YOU AS FAST AS I CAN. YOU PLAY WITH YOUR PUSSY AS I’M FUCKING YOU FAST AND HARD. “DO YOU WANNA TASTE MY CUM BABY, I SAY AS I FEEL MYSELF BEGINNING TO CUM. “OH YES!!!!!!”, YOU YELL AS YOU QUICKLY LIE DOWN ON YOUR BACK. I KNEEL DOWN AS FAST AS I CAN IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND I BEGAN TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE. YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU LET MY CUM FALL INTO IT. MY CUM COVERS YOUR TONGUE AND YOU SWALLOW MY CUM, LETTING EVER TRACE OF IT SLIDE DOWN YOUR THROAT. THEN YOU USE YOUR TONGUE TO LICK YOUR LIPS TO TASTE THE REST OF MY CUM THAT COVERS THEM.

I rear-ended a car this morning.

And THAT’S when the fight started.

LOL- okay okay!! i thought you guys were on my blog because you loved me not Veronika!! What the hell!! So many of you have been emailing me and messaging me on Myspace to please post some more pics of veronika from her new website VeronikaRaquelinHD.com so FINEEEEEEEEEE I’ll go ahead and do it but you all need to send me some fucking love too! Damn! Just because I haven’t been hanging out on myspace as much as I used to doesn’t mean you have to stop loving on me!  Check her out!

So I’ve been telling you guys all about veronika’s new website- VeronikaRaquelinHd.com and it is off the charts. She’s got a ton of new pictures and some new hard-core video shoots where she takes it in the ass, mouth, and her sweet little pussy. She also took my advice and added a message center to her website so you guys can log in and chat directly with her hot self! LMAO. You can even ask her questions about me and some of our hot nights together. Anyhow… I’m gonna post a few of her newly added pictures for you to check out.

100 Cum Swallowing Tips

1. If you hate the taste of cum, tell your boyfriend/husband to eat pineapples for about 2 days before, and it will taste sweeter. - Anonymous, Virginia

2. Some women don�t like to swallow semen because of the sharp sensation it leaves in their throat. And there is nothing much to do about that. What I found to be the next best thing (possibly even better) is that she slowly lets it ooze out of her mouth while sucking (best done while sitting up). - Rob, Europe

3. At first I was afraid to swallow. But then my best friend said the best thing to do is suck on Tic Tacs before sucking on a cock. And she was right. - Melissa, U. S.

4. I would recommend putting something sweet in your mouth before you swallow and get tongue ring. Gives your guy a better experience. - Ann, Iowa

5. The most obvious thing to do is use a condom. It may not be as pleasurable to your partner than it would be without it, but hey, it is better than nothing, right? I mean, you should not have to suffer. There are also flavored condoms for your pleasure. - Neva, New York

6. I’ve always swallowed. Now, I love seeing the look on my husband’s face as our eyes are locked on the other’s and he shoots his streams of cum into my mouth. It’s just magical. However the taste is something that I’ve never really gotten used to. Over the years I’ve learned to deep throat him completely even though he’s about 8 inches and average thickness. I’ve learned from asking him that it’s almost more enjoyable for him to cum while he’s in my throat than it is when he’s shooting it all over my tongue and the back of my mouth. The big advantage it gives me when I deep throat him and he comes is that I never taste it. When I sense he’s starting to have his orgasm I just take a deep breath and push his cock down my throat as far as I can and begin swallowing. That method hasn’t failed to make him have an immediate orgasm. He says my swallowing almost feels like I’m finishing him off with a hand job around the head of his cock. - Anonymous, U. S.

7. I just swallow and think of ice cream! - Jisses, Sweden

8. Open and dump one packet of Equal into your mouth before receiving sperm into mouth. Viva la jizz! - Anonymous, Florida

9. It is erotic when you swallow cum. At first, it’s yucky, but keep in mind that you accept the guy in your life - you accept everything in him. If you can’t swallow the whole cum at one time, just press the penis a little bit to control the flow of cum and swallow little by little. Another technique is to deep throat when a guy is near climax and let the cum get down into the throat by itself. You will never taste anything bad. Before you know it, all the cum is inside you. - June, L. A.

10. As an earlier poster mentioned, diet has a profound effect on the qualities of the cum. But while fish may make the taste even worse, some foods can improve the taste somewhat. Citrus, especially, is good for this. Drinking a lot of juice (pineapple seems to work best) should affect the taste enough to make it bearable. - Anonymous, California

11. I tell my mate to let me know when he’s ready to cum, by tapping my head or shoulder. When he does I take his penis as far back in my mouth as I can. That way I feel the hot cum, but the taste is not as bad as it would be up front. Practice on dildos to perfect this technique. - Bobbie, Kentucky

12. I have a tongue piercing, but its overrated if you know how to use your tongue. Not too much, but not too little. Use your tongue on the back of his dick and around the head. Start slowly at the top like you’re making out with it, then work your way down and increase the speed. They love it! (Hint: Drink alcohol and fruit juice combined for the best tasting cum.) - Lexi, Seattle

13. There must be something good about Asian diets, because the taste of Asian cum is just wonderful. Has anyone else noticed this? - Matt, Australia

14. Brush your teeth before - that way you don’t taste it. - Shannon, U. S. - If gagging can not be helped or prevented, put 1 or 2 cough drops in your mouth. This will help numb the back of your throat and also give him a tingling sensation. - Anonymous, Maryland

15. Swallowing really isn’t that bad at all. In fact, if you get the technique down, you hardly taste it. You can let his cum hit the back of your throat, totally bypassing your tongue…and voila! He’s happy and you don’t make any funny faces at the taste of it. Hell, think of what he does do you. - Lily, Pennsylvania

16. I know that it’s a great idea to have ice cream afterwards. Not only does it get the taste out of your mouth, but if you’re not used to sucking very hard the coldness sooths your throat. - Connie, Louisiana

17. Suck’em fast and swallow quicker. - Michelle, Chicago

18. Hold your breath just before he goes off…then swallow hard. - Anonymous, Canada

19. I love to taste the payoff of my attentions, but some are much better than others. I’ve noticed that the flavor is much less tasteable when the release is deeper in the throat area, at very least to the back of the tongue, which has no taste buds. The throbbing is the best warning, and is a delicious sensation, if you can swallow at least the head, or more. I prefer more….but the first shot on the tongue is absolutely the best, then down the throat, you get the flavor and the throbbing to enjoy! - Anonymous, Georgia

20. I have often found eating a cinnamon candy or chewing cinnamon gum not only masks the flavor but also gives the man a “HOT” blowjob. I know mine will reach for a pack of Big Red when he’s ready. - Sammi, Ohio

21. If you try to deep throat and are having a problem, use Chloraseptic mouth spray. It will numb your throat. I use it and can deep throat 7 inches without any problem. Also, swallow as soon as the load hits your mouth. You’ll taste very little that way. - Bobbie Jo, Kentucky

22. The day before and day of an anticipated BJ, do the following: Drink plenty of water. Use a lot of nonsugar sweeteners such as stevia, Splenda, or others. They are usually more concentrated than sugar, and will not be intercepted by insulin in your bloodstream. Avoid saccharin, Nutrasweet and other artificial products, as these may be bad for your health. Add seasonings like vanilla extract, cinnamon, and fruit extracts to foods and drinks whenever possible. Make blender drinks with fresh or frozen fruit, adding the sweeteners and flavorings mentioned above. Take supplements like chlorophyll and enteric-coated peppermint. Avoid fish, beer, milk, cigarettes, red meat, garlic, onions, asparagus, and cabbage. Thank your girl for making you feel so good! - Anonymous, U. S.

23. I read in my man’s Playboy about giving BJs and learned this trick. It really helps. If you make a fist when he is about to blow and place it between his balls and his asshole, it really cuts down on “the load” that has to be swallowed. - Anonymous, U. S.

24. I tell my partner to let me know when he’s ready to cum, and just as he’s ready to shoot, I take him all the way down. This way he cums in my throat but it’s easy to swallow when he takes his Viagra and shoots it deep. It takes a little practice but when you get it right you will love the way it feels when his semen floods your throat. And of course, there’s very little mess left over. Your man will do just about anything for you after you deep throat his load. - Anonymous, Canada

25. Drink orange juice before a blowjob…that way the taste is bearable…and tasty!!! - Anonymous, U. S.

26. I like to have an average or smaller cock that fits in my mouth perfectly and just put it in the back of my mouth when he cums. That way it completely skips my taste buds, and I can still feel the pulsations (which I love) and the way it feels to drink it. - Jared, L. A.

27. If you put something in your mouth and then swallow, it will make it taste a little, but ooh baby, it’s worth it!! I was giving this guy head and he came in my mouth. I had a piece of strawberry gum in my mouth and I could barely taste it. If you deep throat, that works too! - Anonymous, Michigan

28. Make him cum more often so the loads won’t be as big. Henceforth, a smaller load to swallow. - Anonymous, Nashville

29. Three words… Semenex, Semenex, Semenex !!! - Sean, Arizona

30. We tried the smoothie (3 times over 1 day) and the blow job was delicious! It’s now part of the routine and it seemingly gets better and richer. With a shot of whipped cream it’s a healthy dessert! - Brian, Michigan

31. I find that it’s not the taste of cum that bothers me, it’s the consistency. Therefore, I get my man to drink fruit juice a couple of hours beforehand, and I take a deep breath as he’s about to cum and take him as far down my throat as I can. That way there’s no icky feeling on my lips. - Anonymous, England

32. Just swallow it and as soon as you’re done, eat an apple and the taste goes right away - or eat an apple just before you blow him! - Anonymous, California

33. Have your partner eat something sweet beforehand. Onions are very unpleasant. - Anonymous, Houston

34. It was never amount or taste of semen that bothered me when giving my fianc� head. Both of those can be managed accordingly. The biggest aversion to swallowing I have is the unpleasant gastrointestinal effects afterward. We always kept a bottle of Pepto Bismol next to the bed. Not exactly romantic, but better than spending the entire morning in the water closet. - Megan, Florida

35. When my man comes in my mouth I always swallow. My technique is simple: I have my man put his cock inside my mouth as far as possible and give him a nice head job until his cock swells up and he can’t hold it anymore and he comes in my mouth. There is no pulling his cock out when he starts to come because I want it all, every last drop of cum. After he pulls his hard cock out of my mouth, I show him his cum in my mouth before I swallow it. Sometimes I will spit it in my hand and then lick it off my hand, or spit it into my coffee cup - makes my coffee taste 100 percent better. One more thing, too - instead of jam or butter, I spread cum on my toast - delicious and no calories! - JJ, U. S.

36. I find it easier to swallow if I give the blowjob upside down. (Head hanging over the side of the bed, or if you have gravity boots, these are ideal.) This makes it just slide right down your throat with no thought required. - Laura, Charleston

37. Diet is the answer. A few years ago, when I was smoking and drinking like hell, it was easy to guess how it tasted from the expression of my partners. I quit smoking, drink lot less, do sports, eat huge amounts of protein and healthy stuff. I happened to taste my cum (it was an accident, folks) and man, I’m happy for the women who taste it - they won’t crave candy anymore. - James, L. A.

38. When you feel your man about to come (usually tightening up or a moan or grunt) put his cock to the back of your throat so you don�t need to taste or feel the texture of the cum. - Jackie, N. Y.

39. I have heard if you eat celery it makes your cum taste good. - Shawn, Massachusetts

40. Swallowing cum is mostly psychological. The thought that cum is an excrement tends to make it seem dirty or unhealthy. Just remember this as you taste cum - it is the purest of pure. It has to be to make little babies. Also, guys need to remember to keep their cocks and crotches clean. Just like a pussy that’s been well fucked over a period of time, if the cock isn’t kept clean, it will smell unenticing. - Doug, U. S.

41. I barely tried swallowing because of one bad taste experience, but now I always have a glass with Coca Cola ready. After swallowing I drink some cola and it really helps getting rid of the aftertaste. - Joyce, Holland

42. I like to throw my head back as though I’m drinking a shot. - TD, Maryland

43. Blokes, swallow some yourself one day, that way you are showing that there really is nothing wrong with it. She may find it wrong to swallow but (let’s face it) most guys are very uncomfortable with this taboo. She’ll feel a little silly for wondering why she never did it. - M., London

44. If you deep throat you can barely taste it, not that it tastes bad. I rather enjoy the satisfaction of a job well done. - Anonymous, U. S.

45. Just close you eyes and swallow fast like your taking meds. - Anonymous, U.S.

46. Ten seconds of yuck doesn’t equal ten minutes. Remember, men usually are up to their eyelashes in a woman’s juices - so women shouldn’t complain about a teaspoon! - Anonymous, Canada

47. Swallowing my man’s cum has never been an issue with me. It’s something I’ve always enjoyed. He inserts his penis inside my mouth and puts it all the way in and then moves back and forth until he explodes in my mouth. I sometimes spit it into a glass and then drink it down. Sometimes I put his cum in my coffee cup; it’s better than cream. I would never spit my man’s cum out. That would be totally wrong and would make your man think you didn’t like it. The taste of cum is a bit different. However, it’s not as hard to take as you think and if you really have a problem with the taste there’s always mouthwash. - Amy, U. S.

48. If you don’t like to swallow, just ask your boyfriend if it’s OK if you have a drink next to the bed. You can come up with an excuse like, “Giving blowjobs makes my mouth dry,” or just say you like to have a drink afterwards. You could also tell him the truth, but you’ll never know how he’s gonna take it (it might be insulting). When you have just swallowed, give him a smile and wait a few seconds before reaching over to your drink to get the sperm-taste out of your mouth. Hardly any man will notice. - Anonymous, Holland

49. I always found whenever I was receiving a blow job, my ‘muff’ got in the way, but I never thought anything of it until I was giving the nickname Muffy, my actual name being Murphy. I found that if I give myself a little trim down there, it appears to increase the size of your organ. And if your lover does swallow, she won’t choke on anything. My girlfriend liked it a lot more as well. - Muffy, England

50. Just get his dick far down your throat when he cums! It’s brilliant because you miss the taste (if you do not like it - I personally do), and it goes straight down your throat. Plus the boy will really like it. - Minerva, U. K.

51. Just put your tongue above the penis, and let it flow! - Anonymous, U. S.

52. My tip is to stick the cock at the very back of your throat when he is going to cum and let it roll down your throat. This way the girl will taste nothing, maybe a little aftertaste, but that can be solved easily….and the guy enjoys his whole cock in your mouth. I do it all the time. - Anonymous, Canada - I got this hint from my mother (of all people). She told me to control the “gag” reflex when trying to deep throat, squirt a little Chloraseptic in the back of your throat before going down on your man. I could never even come close to deep throating my guy till I tried this trick, but it worked fantastic! Not to say that it still wasn’t a little uncomfortable, but the reaction from my man was more than enough for me. He was completely amazed. More than a year later, I don’t need the Chloraseptic anymore and he thinks I am his own little sex star. - Kim, U. S.

53. Don’t breathe through your nose when it is time to swallow… it cuts WAY down on the taste factor to make it palatable. - Anonymous, Gainesville

54. I find that swallowing slowly makes me gag less than swallowing fast. - Anonymous, Atlanta

55. The first time I swallowed, my husband had been drinking Jack Daniels and coke. Since I was pregnant, I was just drinking a coke. I was going down and had never swallowed before. He had cum in my mouth before, but the taste made me sick, so I didn’t DARE swallow! Well, after getting it on for a while, he asked me to suck his dick again. I did and was I surprised when he moaned very loudly and shuddered! He had cum in my mouth, and as a reflex, I swallowed. I didn’t even taste it, due to the aftertaste of the coke! Anyone who is not sure should try it! Also, flavored, water-based lubricant is absolutely wonderful! You don’t taste anything but sweetness! - Heather, North Carolina

56. All you can really do is swallow A.S.A.P., and after a few swallows of your own spit, the taste should be gone. I actually don’t like deep throating because then the taste goes straight to the bitter-tasting taste buds of your tongue, and that’s usually where the taste stays. If you just have him cum into the center of your mouth then swallow, the semen will just quickly flow down and the taste doesn’t linger. - Bianca, Detroit

57. Watch out for the power shooter! Sometimes guys shoot with great force. If he blows a healthy load, you may find yourself choking on his goodness. If your guy fires forcefully just pull back a bit - it’ll help you from gagging on his cum. - Kyle, North Carolina

58. Get the guy to go vegetarian. The cum will be sweet and not bitter. - Anonymous, U. S.

59. My girlfriend always gets me to eat a lot of pineapple the day before she gives me a blowjob. She says it really makes my cum taste sweet. Whatever, no complaints, she’s the boss!! All I know is I’m getting a lot more head than I normally would and I couldn’t be happier!! - Anonymous, Calgary

60. I hated swallowing my boyfriend’s cum until I just focused on the pleasure it was giving him. I just put the taste of it out of my mind and swallowed. At first it was gross, I will admit, but after a few times I really started to enjoy it. - Anonymous, Ohio

61. Don’t forget to ejaculate regularly, to make sure the taste stays fresh. Just like with food, the longer your semen stays in there, the less fresh the taste will be. Just try eating 4-day-old donuts and you’ll see what I mean! - Lazzo, Holland

62. When you know he’s about to come, I find its best to direct it into the side of your mouth and then swallow it in one big gulp. That way you don’t choke on it and you can hardly taste it. - S., Lancaster

63. You never know what a guy will taste like, so every time I give a blow job, I tell the guy if he wants me to swallow, to put his hand over my mouth after he cums and make me swallow it. No matter how bad it tastes, even if he cums a lot, I always swallow doing it this way. I may feel like barfing, but the feeling passes when a man’s strong hand covers my mouth and his other rubs the front of my neck and forces me to swallow his cum. - Brad, California

64. I personally really enjoy the flavor of my bloke’s load…but not after 4 shags in a short space of time, as it gets a bit too salty. If you make sure the first time he cums is when you’re giving him head, the better it’ll taste. Otherwise, just keep some water nearby. The salt’s always good for a sore throat, though! - B., Essex

65. Hold your breath as you swallow. I learned this because of my parents forcing me to eat ethnic foods that were disgusting. I would hold my breath as I swallowed and I would not taste a thing. Having something handy to wash the cum down is a good idea as well. This has worked for me every time. - Anonymous, L. A.

66. I am a girl who love, love, loves the taste of my boyfriend’s cum! The three best tips I can offer: (1) The flavor and texture of cum noticeably improve when he drinks 3 plus quarts of filtered water a day. (2) Have your guy rinse with plain water instead of washing with soap, so he’ll be clean but won’t smell like tallow soap or synthetic fragrance — which are extremely rank smells that clash with his sexy natural aroma. (3) I treat myself to leisurely and generous sniffs of his hair, face, neck, his armpits, his balls, and under his balls. Really taking the time to smell him all over makes for an unbeatable olfactory smorgasbord that goes beautifully with the taste and smell of his cum. Smelling him is a very intimate and fun experience for both of us, and it stimulates the wild animal in me like little else. - J., San Francisco

67. When I know he’s about to cum, I just keep him deep in my throat, let the cum pool there, and then when I can feel he’s finished shooting, swallow in one big gulp. This usually gets a big moan - something about my throat muscles tightening at the moment of swallowing. - Niki, Canada

68. I found out from girls who give head that the best tasting cum is either from a guy who drinks lots of juice, or from a very long blow job. So girls, take your time, and guys hold back. Guys, if you need to, just so you don’t come so fast, take a break part way through and eat her out also. - Anonymous, Buffalo

69. In the beginning, I would just try swallowing, and would choke. I learned to swallow by first swallowing something right beforehand to get my taste buds ready. After a while, you will get used to it and won’t need the added help - it will be just you, your partner and the cum. - Z., California

70. Just find a guy who’s got nice tasting spunk and stick with him. - W., U. K.

71. Right before your guy gives you his load, take one opened Equal packet and dump it into your mouth. Then you will have a tasty sperm swallow. - Das, New England

72. Practice in the shower. Then, if you have to spit some, it is easy to clean up. When you feel no pressure to swallow, swallowing is easier. - Dawn, U. S.

73. I have learned that sometimes it is easier to swallow cum like you are taking a shot of liquor. - C., Virginia

74. First timers should drink ice water first. It kills some of that taste! - Silky, Norway

75. Cola and/or Pepsi have proven to be very efficient when it comes to masking the taste. Give your girl a can of this beverage right after you’ve shot your load inside her mouth. Then she drinks the Cola/Pepsi and the semen will go with the flow. - S., U. S.

76. My tip is to just swallow in one big gulp, no taste. - Lori, New Orleans

77. Deep throating is great, but it can go up your nose - backwards. Make sure his dick isn’t aiming at your Eustachian tubes, if you can. - Anonymous, U. K.

78. Do not try to stop breathing, like how you hold your nose to avoid a bad taste. If you stop breathing, it is harder to just swallow, and gagging happens and it gets all in your mouth. Also, boys, try to eat more fruit - strawberries and pineapples work best. - Caroline, Ohio

79. Suck his cock back as far as you can. That way when he blows it, you won’t taste it at all and practically won’t even know he came. - B., British Columbia

80. Just don’t think about it. Imagine it as a good beverage, like tea, or some juice. - Anonymous, Oklahoma - Give him some pineapple juice to drink. It cuts the saltiness. - Terri, U. S.

81. I try and work up a nice wet mouth with plenty of saliva saved up. Then when he cums, I slurp and swish and really bob my head mixing the jizz and saliva. This also seems to help generate more saliva, which helps thin out the jizz. Guys also seem to really enjoy the “power sucking” right after they cum. Then with one big gulp, I take it down. Sometimes I then pull off him and lick his thighs, belly, whatever. This helps to clean the tongue if needed. - Debbi, Ohio

82. As a man who loves to be sucked (completely), I had to taste my own cum to analyze why girls don’t like swallowing. I think the bleach smell is the great concern and I think it is caused by red meat consumption. After I stopped eating red meat for a week, the bleach smell disappeared (even though I was eating cheese). - Rick, Brazil

83. Buy wheat grass supplement. Your girlfriend will thank me! - Chris, Tucson

84. Open up an Equal packet and keep it close by so that when you see your guy’s precum, you can put the contents of the packet in your mouth. Then pump as much cum as you can into your mouth and swallow. Satisfaction guaranteed! - Anonymous, U. S.

85. I have found that no matter how large the cock is, it is all a matter of mind over matter as far as gagging is concerned. With enough practice you will begin to know where your personal threshold is and when the penis is just too deep! I don’t think it is a good idea to deep throat the whole time, or a vast majority of the time you are giving head, but when he is ready to cum you should go down deep, let it shoot straight down your throat (this way you won’t taste it), and suck him dry. I find sucking him dry helps to also get whatever is left in your mouth down also. - Gen, Louisiana

86. I find if you don’t like to swallow at first, making sure not to breathe through your nose while swallowing helps the gag reflex. Just close your eyes and get it down in all one gulp. After a while it should “cum” easier. - Anonymous, Philadelphia

87. Drinking a lot of orange juice does a lot for a sweet semen taste - Rudy, U. S.

88. One time shortly after Halloween, I had a whole chocolate bar, and later that day my girlfriend gave me head and she said it tasted like chocolate, but bad chocolate. So my tip is to not eat a lot of chocolate. - Anonymous, Phoenix

89. Make sure he eats fruit. It helps a lot. Also, if you just keep the head near the back of your throat, and just keep swallowing your spit, you may not even notice when he cums. - Anonymous, Las Vegas

90. Many women find it hard to swallow cum due to the forceful way it shoots down their throats, sometimes causing a gag reflex due to the high velocity and amount of the initial blast. Here’s a tip. Pull the penis slightly out of your mouth and touch your tongue to the top of your mouth, blocking the hot/fast injection of semen from hitting the back of your throat. Proceed to swallow once your mouth is full or he stops shooting. - Anthony, California

91. When my man stopped eating all red meat, his cum no longer had that overpowering nasty taste or smell. - Bonny, Oregon

92. Tip to make it taste sweet: Have the man eat a teaspoon of cinnamon every day. On top of helping the semen taste sweeter, it will lower his cholesterol and also help lower his blood sugar. - Anonymous, Orlando

93. I think my guy felt a little guilty that I was always swallowing for him, yet he was always incredibly thankful. The second time I did it, he had a piece of gum on hand, which was nice, and even though I usually try and deep throat it, he’s had a stick for me after I’m done every time. He usually has gum anyhow, but it’s still nice that he thinks of me. - Bev, Akron

94. Lemon juice to go along with the semen. That’s what my woman does. - Anonymous, Louisiana

95. Just deep throat him and when he comes, it shoots right down your throat. This way you don’t taste it or feels its consistency. - Anonymous, Cincinnati

96. My wife says gulp quickly, don’t hold it your mouth. Swallow it all because it gets stringy in the teeth. - Anonymous, U. K.

97. Try swallowing it together. After he squirts his load into her mouth, they can kiss a long passionate kiss, slowly consuming the juice together. Even more satisfying and exciting is for her to keep it in her mouth while he goes down on her until his mouth is fill of her juice, then they can kiss and mix their juices together as they slowly swallow, making a special sauce like no other. Enjoy ~ - Tom, USA

98. Tips: Play with it for a long while before you actually start the hardcore blowjob, then have him tell you when he’s really close, and backoff, do it a few times and by the time you bring him to cum its just a quick 5-10 seconds tops of letting it all pool into your mouth, swallow it and clean anything off by sucking for a few more seconds… makes it all very fun for him. - Nicki, Michigan

99. Eat a big bag of pear drops - Mark, Manchester, England

100. Alcohol and fruit combined for the best tasting cum - Lexi, Seattle